En språklektion

Om jag hade arkiv-teman på min blogg, skulle denna text definitivt arkiverats under rubriken "läst men ta mig fan om jag förstått". Den återfanns på en såpbubblemaskin inhandlad av dotterns farmor, på besök i Rumänien nyligen:

Explain:
1. Open the battery cover.
Inset tow AA batteries ensuing the positive (?) and negative (-) poles are in the correct position.
2. Open the cover of bubble solution, flow the solution into the C over.use nozzle bedew the solutlon.
3. Squeeze the trigger, the bubble gun cun bring some rich and colorful bubbles and wonderful music. Use different mode of squeeze trigger can bring different bubbles and music effect.
Squeeze the trigger on end, it can bring rnning music and bubbles. Squeeze the trigger intermittently, the music sound will running change. Each kind of music circle on ce. Spueeze the trigger lightly and intermittently, the bubble will bigger and bigger, the biggest one is like a basketball.
GLUE THE LAST BUBBLES WATER
Warn:
A. This porduction is innocuous, but keep out of children to eat.
B. This toy not suitable for under 36 months children. Battery replacement should only be carried out by an adult.
Adjure: Chose top-quality batteries, bring the bubble's effect is the best.
Suggest: When use up the solution, please go to shop buy bubbl solution zwhere sell this production.
Clew: When the battery powe not enough, the buggle's number will reduce indeed can not shoot up the bubble.

Nej, jag har inte stavat fel eller halkat på tangentbordet. Det står precis så här... Garvar snart läppen av mig...! :-)